V is for (not for the squemish)

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V is for Vomit

You read that right. I narrowly escaped being covered in aforementioned yuck today. I was sitting at my table planning for next week which happens to be V week at school. As I pondered the tiny amount of usable V words for possible projects and activities one of my wee ones came up to talk to me.

Me: Honey, why aren't you finishing your work

Wee One: Burp

Me: Was that a burp or do you need to throw up?

Wee One: That was a burp. *insert juicy burp sound*

Me: Baby, go over to the trash can or to the bathroom but please don't.....

Wee One : Burp which resulted in puffy cheeks

Me: Go! Go! Let's go to the Bathroom.

I rushed my young friend to the bathroom and put him in the stall and splat. V is for vomit.

Now I have to tell you that of all things yucky that an elementary school teacher must contend with, vomit is not a big deal to me. I will catch it to avoid it hitting my carpet. I can clean it up no problem. So I had the office call his grandpa, put him on the cootie couch and went on to say a prayer of thanksgiving that he didn't erupt all over my V file.

This post is being brought to you by the letter V!